Friday funnies: It's a girl thing

10 Things Only Women Understand

1. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
   
2. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.


3. Crying can be fun.


4. Fat clothes.


5. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.


6. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.


7. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.


8. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.


9. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.


10. Other women!

Enjoy your Friday, ladies!

(Source: RomanceStuck.com)

Friday funnies: future fashion, 70s style

If this first weekend of May finds you hitting the stores to complete your spring wardrobe, you might want to take some fashion notes from this "fashion of the future" clip from the 1970s.

Truly, who knew that the right outfit could eliminate the need for "cumbersome handbags?" What a revelation! That sweet little Hermès bag you just spent two paychecks on? No need! Toss it out with yesterday's trash and score yourself one of these sweet silvery numbers with enough gadgets to make Batman green with envy.

Enjoy a good laugh on this lovely Friday morning, girls!

(Hat tip: GiggleSugar)

Friday funnies: Cleveland's Next Top Model

If this week's America's Next Top Model left you in stitches watching the girls try to do a commercial in Italian, it's time you got to know Cleveland's Next Top Model, a Web series that spoofs Miss Tyra's flagship to a T.

Check out this week's episode featuring the girls' first commercial shoot at GiggleSugar.

Enjoy a good laugh on this lovely Friday morning, ladies!

(Hat tip: GiggleSugar)

Friday Fun: Scene and overheard

So what's a successful columnist to do when she runs out of ideas? Let others speak for her, of course!

Columnist Leah Garchick of the San Francisco Chronicle is a chronic eavesdropper—so much so that she's actually compiled her favorite "overhearings" concerning relationships into a book, Real Life Romance: Everyday Wisdom on Love, Sex, and Relationships. If you're in the mood for a little Friday frivolity, check out some of the winners she's picked up over the years:

"He wants to have kids, so he's going hetero."

"I don't have a relationship with a man, so I decided to have a relationship with my hair."

"I'm looking for a green man: high productivity and zero emissions."

"Every new boyfriend makes you get rid of the things the last boyfriend made you buy."

"Yes, I told him I have a boyfriend and a girlfriend. I mean, I live in San Francisco, don't I?"

"Barack Obama. We've made it our new safe word."

For more LOL zingers, click over to her column at the Chronicle website ... or just pick up a copy of her book. Happy Friday, all!